tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post2685095229014839886..comments2023-11-05T22:09:32.884+11:00Comments on nailpolishblues: This is how your day is going to go.Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-22976654682166537972007-11-06T01:04:00.000+11:002007-11-06T01:04:00.000+11:00"he will end up masturbating with his Dorito-encru..."he will end up masturbating with his Dorito-encrusted left hand"<BR/><BR/>God, I almost just died laughing. <BR/><BR/>Well played.colonel eggrollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03918269735941050594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-28885427669624361092007-11-05T20:12:00.000+11:002007-11-05T20:12:00.000+11:00I think it pretty much stopped with Dan's hand dow...I think it pretty much stopped with Dan's hand down his pants.<BR/><BR/>;)Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-49664619998701710132007-11-05T19:43:00.000+11:002007-11-05T19:43:00.000+11:00Hey, that exchange in the comments was pretty awes...Hey, that exchange in the comments was pretty awesome, well played guys! (I'd join it, but I have no idea where the story stopped.)<BR/><BR/>Also, that first paragraph is eerily similar to how I spent my day.Winterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02760934534131001566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-77562654750354675542007-11-05T17:20:00.000+11:002007-11-05T17:20:00.000+11:00Yeah, this would have been way better id other peo...Yeah, this would have been way better id other people had joined in. Fuckers.<BR/><BR/>Go have some tea.Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-63516443614248038202007-11-05T17:13:00.000+11:002007-11-05T17:13:00.000+11:00-is a diuretic. Pee pee pee your boredom away.OK, ...-is a diuretic. Pee pee pee your boredom away.<BR/><BR/>OK, we need more people to do this. My brain is no longer functioning. At least for now. Perhaps I'll go make myself some tea as well.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12287449666259456630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-78407450719393630412007-11-05T17:04:00.000+11:002007-11-05T17:04:00.000+11:00- trapped or are we trapped in our own heads with ...- trapped or are we trapped in our own heads with little else to do with our times and lives being, as we are, the spoiled children of an over-priviliged, about to be totally screwed, generation who has lapped up every one of the lies sold to them about the world, about who they are, and about what they could be. Possibly, I am simply being cynical and stupidly dramatic because my cup is empty and because tea -Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-72316352241402528702007-11-05T16:57:00.000+11:002007-11-05T16:57:00.000+11:00-we will wallow in our abodes, wishing for the fre...-we will wallow in our abodes, wishing for the freedom that is there, but we never reach for it. The richness of life swims in our vision, and we look the other way. We sit in chairs rather than walk in the sun. Are we trapped, or are we-Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12287449666259456630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-41712607842565879552007-11-05T16:50:00.000+11:002007-11-05T16:50:00.000+11:00- walking the streets screaming our desperation, o...- walking the streets screaming our desperation, of all kinds, to the stars and starlets and to every last one of the poseurs sitting in cafes waiting to be noticed by the bored heaving masses who walk on by doing their chores and focussing on being downtrodden. However,it seems more likely that -Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-30575825314224774492007-11-05T16:43:00.000+11:002007-11-05T16:43:00.000+11:00-a glorious, euphoric, and wet bit of sport on thi...-a glorious, euphoric, and wet bit of sport on this otherwise wasted day. Methinks both brow-beaten writers need to get new hobbies. Perhaps knitting? Too boring. Maybe sky-diving? The expense doesn't really say "hobby". We could try-Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12287449666259456630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-5916844355726928022007-11-05T16:29:00.000+11:002007-11-05T16:29:00.000+11:00- munch instead on something with less sugar and m...- munch instead on something with less sugar and more substance before she topples into a diabetic coma. And possibly point out to her crunchily wanking friend that she's euphemistically mentioned masturbation already and maybe it's time that they both get their minds out of their well fitting pants. Still, panting would be -Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-89133617840538755892007-11-05T16:25:00.000+11:002007-11-05T16:25:00.000+11:00(first rule of writers club - those who can, do; t...(first rule of writers club - those who can, do; those who can't teach and/or blog) (second rule, never let the truth stand in the way of a good story)Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-66265462243756773412007-11-05T16:13:00.000+11:002007-11-05T16:13:00.000+11:00(this is actually difficult for me, because I don'...(this is actually difficult for me, because I don't know the first thing about writing.)Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12287449666259456630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-62963566317415427592007-11-05T16:12:00.000+11:002007-11-05T16:12:00.000+11:00-he will end up masturbating with his Dorito-encru...-he will end up masturbating with his Dorito-encrusted left hand. It doesn't matter, in the long run. Not while someone on the other side of the world is out of crunchies. Maybe said person should-Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12287449666259456630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-89778096354002330912007-11-05T16:04:00.000+11:002007-11-05T16:04:00.000+11:00- get up and spastic dance around his living room ...- get up and spastic dance around his living room to New Order. His underwear had better be well fitting for this activity as he jumps and bounces and man pirouettes about the room. Or maybe his best option would be to make sure his door is well shut and spent a few private moments with his imagination and his fair maiden. Though, to be fair, it's more than likely that -Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-41859703455814916802007-11-05T15:57:00.000+11:002007-11-05T15:57:00.000+11:00-comments about his underpants that are false. The...-comments about his underpants that are false. They seem to fit just fine. He should be having a sensory overload any moment due to the following stimuli assaulting his sensory organs:<BR/><BR/>* Metalocalypse on the TV<BR/>* "Ire Works" by The Dillinger Escape Plan through the speakers<BR/>* Never ending 1's and 0's from the internet<BR/>* Articles he is reading from Decibel magazine and Skin & Ink magazine<BR/>* Doritos <BR/><BR/>Oh, how he wishes his plans came through and he was with a fair maiden. Maybe he should-Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12287449666259456630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-714532767318593412007-11-05T15:36:00.000+11:002007-11-05T15:36:00.000+11:00- hoist up his saggy underwear and hunt down those...- hoist up his saggy underwear and hunt down those Doritos. Hell, the internets aren't any fun without cholesterol and sugar and waaay too much salt. He'll be back in just a second, checking checking checking for something new, somewhere, anywhere. Any minute now he'll find a blog with -Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13587220.post-58796762836217519802007-11-05T15:32:00.000+11:002007-11-05T15:32:00.000+11:00I read this. To the "end". Ive decided to elongate...I read this. To the "end". Ive decided to elongate it:<BR/><BR/>-that people will feel like they need to finish what you are writing, because they are slightly OCD and can't wrap their pitiful minds around an unfinished sentence. Maybe they will even enjoy the fact that you, dear writer, gave them something to do, if only for a few minutes. Sitting around in an empty apartment. Stripped underpants covered with a black cat and shadow. Doritos calling from the other room, he takes a few minutes to-Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12287449666259456630noreply@blogger.com