To the cab driver who I PAID to drive me home,
If you're gonna be such a smartarse, if you're gonna be a cunt, if you're gonna laugh at me and be a bitch[cunt] to me cause I'm a little drunk, DON"T BE FUCKED OFF WHEN YOU DISCOVER THAT I'M SOBER ENOUGH TO NOT TIP YOU. [I always tip, loser, don't you feel stupid now?]
Hell, you are the reason that cab drivers have the shit kicked out of them.
And, for anyone reading this, alcohol loosens my tongue, if you're gonna shit me do it when I'm TOTALLY SOBER and I might be too nice to say anything. I might even be nice enough to refrain from ripping your fucking throat out.
Without exception, I fucking hate taxi drivers.
3 comments:
Some cabbies are just TOO MUCH. I'm glad you got home safely, though.
Home and to work [alas] :(
woe me lol
I only tip cause they get crap money and it seems stupid to quibble over change. Also, cause my dad drove taxis at one point - it really is a shit way to make money.
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