I’ve just cracked the first bottle of Stoli for the six-month summer season. Today was, I thought, disturbingly unseasonable. Damn this more than two real or imagined seasons thing, it’s far too complex.
I am in a refreshingly mellow mood bought on by the innumerable beauties of grog, alone time, a three day weekend, and Belle and Sebastian [aka ‘what is that depressing shit’, it’s not depressing, cuntface, it’s music, and music with highly entertaining lyrics but since the dulcet tones of -- actually, last I recalled it was some top twenty shit or MMM that you were listening to..], and several hours spent giggling along to Yes Minister. You can tell I have no real plan for this entry. I may just ramble until I become inebriated. Go team drunk. Ugh, how American.
‘You say I’ve got another face, that’s not a fault of mine these days’
That’s really a nice tie in for the things that are shitting me [aside from me, of course, but there are only two ways to solve that problem one of which is exhausting and the other somewhat tacky]. Things, with particular emphasis, that are shitting me particularly are insincerity, pedantry [particularly from the woefully under/overeducated and pretentious], and that old standby the scary, scary inbreds of the world. I do not feel the need to elaborate on cretins and thus putting an end to my post…oh, no, wait – there could be some kind of rant in here somewhere. Maybe, just maybe, if I throw in a needle and dive in after it then I’ll find what I’m looking for...
I most particularly hate the pedantry of the Haitchers – look that up in the dictionary, fuckfaces, see what you find. Those who desire to quibble over the smallest thing [perhaps thinking themselves wits?] whilst making their own gross errors should, quite possibly, be lined up against a wall and shot. Really, what happened to the firing squad? Then there are those who are dismissive of those who do not pursue the same dizzying heights of education that they have. This is such a boring rant I can’t be fucked elaborating. Oh dear, my laziness astounds me. Which might well be a reason for my abbreviated university career – oh no, that’s right, I’m dumb as fuck. I must try to remember that. Oh to rant and rave now that spring is here.
Do ice cubes, if left in their tray in the freezer, evaporate? I really cannot believe that I under filled the trays to that extent, even drunk I am not that stupid [naysayers well know how to contact me]. They do evaporate! Great, now someone sciencey tell me why [Arts wanker, sorry, sorry, put it in really simple terms please].
There is one last, completely trivial and thus utterly unlike the rest of this post, thing that I’m after – music. I have become bored and need something mellow and marvellous for the summer. Suggestions welcome. Other commentary can get *yawn* whatevered.