Faber-Castell, just b'coz

Most important question of the day, and one requiring instant feedback, should I watch Willow or either of the two Wayne’s Worlds or, possibly, Napoleon Dynamite?

Also, another very important question, how did I end up spending fifty dollars on DVDs today and where did the money come from? Oh shit, that’s right, the rent. Actually, despite adding to the frightening financial quagmire that seems to be my lot in life, I’ve had quite a successful day. This means that I’ve gotten done most of what I planned and I seem to be getting my period [sorry]. I was starting to panic about that last one. Once you eliminate pregnancy, a horror unto itself, the possibilities of amenorrhea can be truly frightening. I am never working in pathology again. I knew it was probably stress but I was totally thinking tumour, something endocrinal, or fuck knows what. Yes, hypochondria is my love.
I also, finally, got a new phone. I’ve been meaning to do this since last October but had such issues with my father in getting the phone put into my name that I’ve been rather shell-shocked ever since. However, as I am going to that hideous hell-hole to visit my family some show of courageous independence re the phone was necessary [i.e., needed new phone to save face]. I did, also, just want a new phone – I was starting to look a bit too Flintstone and I’m build on Fredish lines, yeuch. I’m sure I crossed off some of my other must do’s but they’re all so much more boring than this. Oh shit, I must do some washing. Shit, it’s really cold out there. Shit, it’s really cold in here.

I would write more, I really would, but my brain is failing. Oh wait, don’t go yet, I’ve just thought of something. I was watching Breakfast at Tiffany’s and it made me cry. It made me angry and it made me cry. That bitch put her cat out into the rain and left it. Poor cat! How cruel. Can you tell that I really would quite like a cat to live with [non-humans only need apply]? I’ll be seeing my cat soon, assuming she manages to not die for another week, but it’s not the same. She’s never stopped being angry with me for leaving her and we do fight so!

Okay, I’m done now. Go back to your normal programming.