It was twenty years ago today,
Anastasia taught The Band to play.
She's been going in and out of style,
but she's guaranteed to raise a smile.
So may I introduce to you: the act you've not known for all these years,
Anastasia's Left of Satan blog.
Oh fuck off already, I'm shit at this stuff and it's late and I've quite drunk a lot. Go check her out and quit your whining.