I have just rediscovered my greatest gift - it certainly must be a gift as it’s something I don’t have to work at and would prefer not to have. It’s the ability to end up as the biggest bitch in any situation that requires one – no matter how I feel about the subject.
And so, forgive me, I’m off to slash my wrists/eat an enormous amount of chocolate and make myself even more of a social pariah. It’s a choose your own adventure, go for it.
I have nothing left to say that doesn’t include ‘fuck’ and ‘off’ and, quite possibly, ‘zark’, ‘smeg’, ‘farathoom’, ‘thalldrap’, or ‘vixaxn’.