On my desk this morning I discovered a small tube. Oooh, thought I, gifties! How really very extremely unusual [I work for tightarses, you see]! The tube, when I inspected it, read ‘The ThinPrep PapTest: One vial, More results’. This disturbed me somewhat as I could only come up with one connection between small tubes and pap smears and I was really quite concerned about the kind of gift that was being left on my desk. The back was more revealing. It read ‘Supercare hand lotion: Specially formulated aftercare lotion for glove wearers’.
It was quite good timing, actually, my hands were all cracked and I quite needed some hand cream and so I applied.
Never before have I used a hand cream that made my vagina clench.
Still, I’ve had that experience now.