...like to be my slave for a while? Just a few weeks or a month or so to start off with, we can work it out from there. Must be good at general housework, tea-making, tissue-handing, being nice (ironic, no?), and have a sense of humour/hide like an elephant (even why I try to be nice the bitchiest things just pop right on out of my mouth - awful). Must not be a prat, or a tit, or have tits - seriously, I cannot deal with women all the time (sorry sisters) and in my living space, and just the right level of subservience. Robots may apply but only if preprogrammed into slave mode. I look forward to hearing from you (ie I expect nil comments on this one, pussies).
In other news, I feel fucking awful. Still, days off work - yay.