Jealousy can be very empowering. Every time I catch some thin stick of a chick looking at my fat behind I just know she's green with envy. Just repeat after me, I am the greatest. Well you would be the greatest but I got there first. I'll permit you to be second greatest.
I disappear every so often because naivete, hope, and the promise of joy takes me away. Jahteh's right - you are the greatest - your unwavering cynicism is something I wish I had. Bitch!
(PS. If that doesn't make you feel better, then do what I do in times of desperate trouble - imagine what it would be like to be Malcolm.)
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Well, even you have a Facebook so I've got no idea what this is about...
Even me? *raises an eyebrow
It's about me being neurotic. You've been reading for a while now, haven't you picked that up yet?
Jealousy can be very empowering. Every time I catch some thin stick of a chick looking at my fat behind I just know she's green with envy. Just repeat after me, I am the greatest. Well you would be the greatest but I got there first. I'll permit you to be second greatest.
Kind of you, JahTeh, very kind.
I disappear every so often because naivete, hope, and the promise of joy takes me away. Jahteh's right - you are the greatest - your unwavering cynicism is something I wish I had. Bitch!
(PS. If that doesn't make you feel better, then do what I do in times of desperate trouble - imagine what it would be like to be Malcolm.)
Rin
It's not exactly unwavering. Quite the facade though.
Albeit, a facade of such magnificence that one is tempted to steal it, if only one could.
(Such is envy.)
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