I suggest we pool all our bottle-caps and balls of lint together and hire a soldier of fortune to short-circuit the entire democratic process. The people will come to thank us for it in the end, believe me. Hopefully, they will continue thanking us right up until we rob the treasury and then elope to Micronesia.
They'd probably forgive us after. People are very willing to ignore the faults of their heros and, say, just for example, carry around big flags with their pictures on them at all manner of protests. I suppose we must ask ourselves: what would Che do..?
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I suggest we pool all our bottle-caps and balls of lint together and hire a soldier of fortune to short-circuit the entire democratic process. The people will come to thank us for it in the end, believe me. Hopefully, they will continue thanking us right up until we rob the treasury and then elope to Micronesia.
They'd probably forgive us after. People are very willing to ignore the faults of their heros and, say, just for example, carry around big flags with their pictures on them at all manner of protests.
I suppose we must ask ourselves: what would Che do..?
As per your wishes!
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I'll be your soldier of fortune.
a) I'm 'ard.
b) I'm well 'ard.
c) I get paid in cheezburgers.
Hmmm, how many cheezburgers, Mark?
I have my voting pencil sharpened.
Sharpened voting pencils are also useful for perpetuating ultra-violence on, um, cheezburgers and the eyes of politicians...
Yeah, learn something new everyday here.
Fuck, yes, I need to sleep.
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