Sunday, September 16, 2007

Well fuck me...

I just received and email from my aunt, my sixty-something year old, terribly conservative, eccentric [by which I mean crazy] aunt. It was entitled Blonde Pole Dancer - apparently this somehow reminded her of me...

You cannot imagine how relieved I felt when I discovered that it was a picture of a labrador puppy straddling bamboo.

Frightening though, is that she signed off with Remember Faith, Hope and Love.

I'm so awful. If I didn't know that they were leaving all their shitloads of money [no kids] to the dogs home I'd be much nicer to them.