Friday, October 26, 2007

In which the author comes over a little bit Germaine Greer, a little bit Carry On, and a whole lot of things that can't be put into a title...

I almost did a Weather Woman at work the other day but then I got too disturbed by my surroundings to go ahead.

Working alone with two boys under 25 is playing havoc with my, er, hormones. It really is becoming quite painful. It is kinda cute, though, that they haven't worked out why I'm such a filthy tempered, snappy bitch. Or else they have and they're being cruel. Oh fuck, I hate boys in close proximity who can't be mauled at will!

17 comments:

nailpolishblues said...

I do apologise to those of you reading this who actually know what I look like. It's a too much information thing really, isn't it?

JahTeh said...

Get them drunk then maul and blame will.

Dan said...

My my my. Someone is naughty. Also, "snappy bitch" doesn't quite work on most guys.

nailpolishblues said...

Well, there is always the work Christmas party though one's driving and the other doesn't drink. I'll just have to touch up Muscles like I did last year and maybe play with Enrique's nipples again. *sigh* Hope I don't make too much of an arse of myself.

nailpolishblues said...

I'm not trying to be a snappy bitch nor am I doing it to get attention - it's just that with the sexual tension and their tendency to play up [I'm more or less their supervisor too, ugh, I know - wrong]...I GET REALLY REALLY TENSE REALLY REALLY QUICKLY.

lucy said...

Ha! Too true.

At least now I work with a whole team of boys who are far too nerdy for even my nerd tendencies.

A couple of jobs ago I had to work with two of the most beautiful boys and they did the same things.

It's just mean.

JahTeh said...

Try being old, Nails. I had to delete every sweet little blossom I had on the computer when I hit last birthday except for one and I'm saving him for the start of summer. It'll be my swansong posting because I'll probably get the blog flagged. He's wearing such tiny red speedos.

Dan said...

You need a massage.

nailpolishblues said...

Lucy, not even beautiful and kinda kinky young. I start to suspect he realises. I am so embarrassed!!

Jahteh, one is never too old to look...or cop a feel when the opportunity presents.

Dan, you offering? I can tell ou EXACTLY what needs massaging!

Dan said...

Wait a minute dot dot dot

nailpolishblues said...

Woo! Score.

Martin Kingsley said...

You crazy kids, going around rustling the bushes and putting the back of the bike shed to good use. Ah, to be young.

nailpolishblues said...

Oh god, I wonder if he'd be up for that. Where can I find some decent bike sheds? Where? WHERE?

Also, the delicious irony of the lust of a 19 year old boy being discussed by a 19 year old boy (yes, yes, different boys).

Martin Kingsley said...

We all look the same to you.

nailpolishblues said...

Not true, Martin, I've seen your pic and you're way better looking than the one I'm lusting after. Goddamn 19yr old boy pheromones!

Martin Kingsley said...

I blush! Sadly, I do not think my own pheromones are going to carry over such a distance, so 'tis all in vain! I suppose I could come up with some highly painful process to extract and package them. Box O' Pheromones? I think I smell a niche market.

nailpolishblues said...

Sounds lovely but what I really need is anti-pheromone treatment. I wants to be immune.