Monday, October 29, 2007

Sweat.

So, Sydney, it's going to be like this, is it? So soon and with so little changing of the seasons? I don't think I can move another 2000 or so kilometres south and still make land so don't make me have to try. Pull your socks up and move away from the sun. This isn't really a relationship I'm ready to end but I'm getting mightily sick of your attitude. You have been warned.

10 comments:

Winter said...

It has been unseasonably warm here too. It finally broke the freezing mark and frosted last night. The whole thing is throwing me out of whack.

prude said...

I thinks you need a nice ice cream.

Prude has a little something to say to all of you.

In these times it is very tempting for people to prance about naked. I has seen it. They is called nudists, or just very hot people. But often they is not HOT hot people, in fact they is quite ugly types.

Hmmm. Added onto that it is quite immoral to go exposing yourself in public.

In fact it is not good to show off your naked body even in private dwellings. Prudey always make sure she undress under a towel, even if she is the only one inside the house, to protect her prudeyness. Good habits should be maintained.

Anyhow, I is just explaining this to say that even though this is so this do not mean you have to be uncomfortable in hot weather.

For instance you could wear a shady hat.

Or a nice breezy frock but one that covers you up but is not of velvet or fur.

And eating an ice cream do help a lot.

On the other hand you could do as the penguins (those excellent creatures) do - migrate to Antarctica.

Dan said...

I can't top Prude. I just can't do it.

nailpolishblues said...

Winter, oh for winter!

Prude, oh dear, I am one of those nasty ugly types who spends quite a lot of free time in the nude. Especially in summer. The ice cream was a nice idea. A frosty fruit would be better.

(Speaking of...)

I suspect that Prude needs a good top, Dan.

Dan said...

I'm sure, at this point, we are talking about something so different it scares and fascinates me.

nailpolishblues said...

You need the urban dictionary, Dan. And, possibly, to spend more time with gay men.

Dan said...

OK, I'll come clean. I totally understand what's going on. I'm a perv.

nailpolishblues said...

Damn.

Dan said...

Damn that I understand it, or damn that I'm a dirty boy?

nailpolishblues said...

Damn that I explained it for no good reason. I ought to have known that you'd know.
I always think that explaining jokes diminishes them just a little.