Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Things I learned from C.S. Lewis #3:

If you name your child Eustace it will be a cunt and you will have gotten what you deserved.

12 comments:

TimT said...

But only if you wear a special type of underwear.

Eustace is actually a really funny kid, he gets some of the best lines in that book.

nailpolishblues said...

Yes, cunts need a special type of underwear.

TimT said...

Excellent: two days ago we were talking about coming twenty-two times a day, now we've moved on to talking about a special type of underwear for cunts.

Now seems as good a time as any to mention that S. brought her nuts in to work today and everybody nibbled on them.

TimT said...

Sorry to lower the tone.

nailpolishblues said...

Well, you've clearly been coming here under a misapprehension. I doubt the tone could be lowered.

Her nuts? Best kind.

TimT said...

Chocolate covered, no less.

nailpolishblues said...

Ah, we have a guy at work who regularly shares his chocolate balls with us. He seems to enjoy working in an almost entirely female office.

TimT said...

You've got to have balls to eat nuts, but you've got to be nuts to eat balls!

nailpolishblues said...

Not in my experience.

TimT said...

Let's all join hands and sing the national anthem version of the patriotic song 'I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts', followed by the lullaby version of that soothing tune 'Shaddapaya face'

nailpolishblues said...

I never was a fan of coconut. Though bothc cocoa and nuts have special places in my heart.

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