Friday, December 14, 2007

Actually, it's how lesbians treat their bitches.

We got our Christmas bonuses from work today. We don't get money because we work for cheapskates. Once they tried to not pay us at all but everyone noticed and got very annoyed. They've been quite good about it ever since though. I digress. They may have spent all of five bucks a head this year. We all feel a bit honoured. Still, everyone preferred the movie tickets from last year - even if they did come with a truly hideous calendar.

8 comments:

Mish said...

I got a christmas present from my boss. It was a nice message that said "Michelle, you are great!" written on a dodgy post it note. I'd have much preferred a bonus, though. Much, much preferred.

nailpolishblues said...

Wow, your boss knows your name...?

alexis said...

I have never, ever met a lesbian who didn't give good christmas presents. This may be a coincidence.

nailpolishblues said...

Hmmm, Alexis, the title really has nothing to do with the post. I simply felt the need to correct the person whose google search 'how lesbians treat there bitches' led them here. Maybe next time they'll get it right.

alexis said...

It's moments like these when I lose all faith in language.

nailpolishblues said...

Language isn't the problem; the problem is the people wielding it (myself included). You should find yourself a nice summer job working with bogans, Alexis. Your eyes will be opened so much that you'll forever look like Snugglepot…or Cuddlepie.

alexis said...

Bring on the gumleaf loincloth.

nailpolishblues said...

Bet you could carry it off.