You are a burden on society, you cost too much and, quite frankly, we don’t like looking at you, you’re icky, the best possible thing that you could do right now is kill yourself. Please dig your own graves first and perform the act of suicide so that you fall into the hole and we don’t have to come near your yucky, icky, fatty bodies. Please let someone know when and where you’ve topped yourself so we can get someone in with a backhoe to cover up the mess. It’s bad enough that you were all fat and jelly-like and smelly in life without us having to deal with the horrid odour of your fat body rotting and decaying and becoming food for the flies and worms and roaches. It’s probably best if the flies don’t get to you at all. Fat people are bad enough but the thought of flies feasting off your blubber and becoming lard laden and unable to fly properly is, quite frankly, revolting. Of course, being lazy and useless as you are we really don’t expect you to kill yourselves. You’re just so, ugh, incapable of doing anything properly anyway you’d probably get it all wrong and we’d have dead rotting fatties littering the streets and making life difficult for the good people. Honestly, it’s not that difficult, you should just sort it out.
For those of you who are too busy holding on to some sort of fantasy that you might contribute to society and be a valid person when we all know it’s just take, take, take from you fatties then you really must start running and exercising and eating right all the time and flogging yourself if you so much as eye a biscuit just as the rest of us do. We all run marathons you know, we’re all really super fit and healthy, we never do anything that our doctors or dentists or governments or mothers or fathers or priests wouldn’t approve of. We all carefully count every calorie and run miles and miles everyday. We all work out for hours and hours and hours in the gym. Every. Single. Day. It’s how everyone lives, except fatties, of course. They just don’t get it. This is why everyone knows that fatties are lazy and stupid – because they don’t do what everyone else does. Don’t they realise that if everyone else didn’t torture themselves into thinness that they’d be fat to?
Sorry, what was that you just said fatty? Genetics, biology, sorry what? Don’t speak of things you don’t understand. Honestly, it’s the fat smothering your brain that makes you think that you are anything but despicable, scum, a fat fucking loser. Don’t give me that crap about genetic disposition or that you think it unfair that you are expected to do what other, allegedly luckier, people get for nothing. Everyone has to work their arses off, literally! You don’t hear thin people complaining, do you? You’ve never seen a thin person inhale enough food for a horse and then complain about how hungry they are have you? NO! It’s all a state of mind. Look how fat you are, you could live off your own resources for a decade, don’t you dare tell me that you’re hungry. Fat people don’t get hungry; they eat because they’re fat fucking pigs. What do you mean pathetic, possibly unreasonable, societal pressures and the last bastion of physically based prejudice? You fat fool, like you even understand what you’re saying, oh I get it, I know what’s happened, you ate the dictionary, didn’t you? You ate the dictionary and are now regurgitating random words. Fucking fatties, if you don’t watch them they’ll eat everything.
* Anyone who misses the irony can go boil their head. If they’re too stupid for that then I am more than willing to help them.