I have a little problem. My father’s coming to town [sorta] for a couple of weeks. He’ll be staying with one of his brothers during the week and with me on the weekends. Now, I don’t mind seeing my parents and I don’t mind [aside from the cleaning] having them come to stay, it’s just that I don’t quite know what to do with him. I mean, there is the obligatory trip or two to Kelly’s to down a pint or ten but then..? What the hell do you do to amuse your father? Oh and did I mention that he’s a slightly crazed Vietnam veteran who isn’t all that keen on crowds..? Yeah, it is relevant.
Suggestions would be awesome.