This time next week I’ll be passed out, utterly exhausted, after escorting my sister and nephew to the Easter Show. I am expecting good times, bellyaches, and having to carry a sticky little exhausted person at some stage. I also have a few concerns. The biggest of these is how do I keep my sister under control? I wonder if they make harnesses in her size. Or maybe I could borrow something from the stables… My other concern is how to prevent her from buying the entire show, bringing it home, and squeezing it into my flat. I’m thinking of sneakily going through her wallet and hiding all cash and cards – seriously, she has a problem.
I’m also slightly concerned about someone stealing my nephew and selling him. I know he’s pretty but I have dibs.