Hi

Firstly, I’d like to apologise for how crap this blog has become. I wouldn’t normally care but I’ve recently read some old posts and, well, geez I’ve written some seriously dull shit lately. I promise to try to maybe make some kind of attempt to do better or something.

Secondly, I know you’re all gagging for an update on my life and times given the simply fascinating life I have been leading lately and so, without further ado, here’s a brief update.

• my neighbours are having a party tonight so I will be spending the night curled up on the couch crying at their awful music/conversation/selves/anything else I can think of and stabbing myself every single time I hear ‘like’
• erm
• oh yes, sister & nephew have been and gone - I believe that we did buy almost the entire show and I am still digging bits of building toys out from in/around/under my furniture
• the early mornings really sucked
• children get harder to manipulate and fool as they get older [little shits]
• siblings get easier to manipulate and fool as they get older [I’m LYING]
• my sister is someone whose company I can only cope with in small doses
• likewise my nephew
• my mother was here last week has gone away this week and will be back next week
• tomorrow I am getting [blessedly] drunk with someone I’m not related to
• I’m bored with this now

Thirdly, who the hell is actually reading this blog? My stat counter is weirding me out as the numbers climb faster than I can account for and since I can’t access my stats properly I’m just dying to know who you [yes you] are. Therefore, lurkers, please stop lurking – come on out and say hi.

Fourthly, honestly, next post will be something reasonable. I have some ideas [yeah yeah pick yourself up off the floor].

P.S. My arms hurt.