On opening my email and seeing something from Black Inc. (keeping in mind that I just received my Quarterly Essay), ‘oooh I’m about to get my Monthly again…ew.’
On applying for a job whose criteria I fit ridiculously well (we’re going train of thought with this one): ugh, application letters, I hate writing application letters…I’ll just delete this bit and this bit…no, oh no, I can’t just leave it like that, it would be wrong…still…I’m so going to, aren’t I? do I really want this job, sounds crap..$20,000 more, hmmm, think of your credit card, think of the rent increases, think of the credit card…what else can I write when I already sound pretty tops… maybe some more jargon to make me sound cleverer…oh no, that’s too much, I’m making myself gag – delete delete delete…crap crap crap…and this is why I’ve sat on my fat arse in the same job for the last three years…yawn, rubbish…wonder if they’ll buy this shit…I sound like a total wanker...oh well…money.
Also, short, crap, shallow post following long, crap, shallow post. Two from two, eh?