Let me tell you just how retarded I am. I just spent a couple of months without proper TV because I temporarily forgot how complicated my TV/VCR/DVD/STB set up is. Tonight I gave it a final attempt and suddenly remembered that I can only access the STB channels through a particular channel on the VCR. Not expecting anything much, I flipped through the VCR channels and suddenly came across my missing STB/aerial set up. Remember, MONTHS. I missed the end of Dr Who - and most of the middle bits too. Ugh. Argh! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think a normal person would have worked this out MUCH sooner. So dumb. So very very dumb.
My parents/sister are going to DIE laughing at me.