My life not life. Other people seem to manage to do things and remember things and be terribly important and stuff. I either react, sometimes pre-emptively, or loaf.
One of my proudest moments in life happened when we had my Great Aunt B over to stay. I had just walked out of my room and was considering whether to go to the fridge to get some food out or go back to my room (it's a tough decision!).
"What are you doing?" she said in that sly way she had. "Loitering," I replied in a loitersome fashion.
(Great Aunt B was the best. Pity she couldn't procrastinate around any longer.)
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Awesome sense of perspective there. Life as eternal procrastination, I like it.
My life not life. Other people seem to manage to do things and remember things and be terribly important and stuff. I either react, sometimes pre-emptively, or loaf.
Loafing is the best.
One of my proudest moments in life happened when we had my Great Aunt B over to stay. I had just walked out of my room and was considering whether to go to the fridge to get some food out or go back to my room (it's a tough decision!).
"What are you doing?" she said in that sly way she had.
"Loitering," I replied in a loitersome fashion.
(Great Aunt B was the best. Pity she couldn't procrastinate around any longer.)
I forgot over-react. I do that quite a lot too.
I'd like to say something sensible but all I'm thinking is 'you are such a boy'!
best blog post i have read in ages!
Sarcasm on a Sunday afternoon?
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