I know they're supposed to be indestructible but if the one in the middle of the sheet I hung on the line this morning actually went through the washing cycle then I think I might begin to worry.
I think a two-inch cock probably wouldn't frighten me like cockroaches do. Unless, of course, it had six legs and beady little eyes. That would be pretty weird and scary - especially for its owner.
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I know they're supposed to be indestructible but if the one in the middle of the sheet I hung on the line this morning actually went through the washing cycle then I think I might begin to worry.
Ew. Ew ew ew ew.
better than two-inch cocks
I think a two-inch cock probably wouldn't frighten me like cockroaches do. Unless, of course, it had six legs and beady little eyes. That would be pretty weird and scary - especially for its owner.
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