Friday, February 01, 2008

Not very Smutty but very, very meme.

This is entirely the fault of Martin. I am having some trouble with resisting the blandishments of nineteen year old boys at the moment and I suspect he is cashing in on my weakness. Also, my blog, er, sucks right now so this is bribery to excite you and then to majorly disappoint you. Reminds me of something, that.

1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream:
I have never been a fan of whipped cream and much as I adore chocolate and I do adore chocolate there is a time and a place. I’m not telling you which time or what places.

2. Leather or PVC:
This is a question that makes me want to cry. It’s too damn hot for either and, also, just a little tacky, this is serious stuff after all!

3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex:
I don’t do the outdoors.

4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed?
Is this meant to be some kind of option? They serve very different purposes.

5. Bad Sex or No Sex:
I strongly suspect that all sex involving me is just a little bad so I’ll take bad. Fuck knows I’ve taken enough of no.

6. Dominate or Be Dominated:

7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking:
Sweet transvestites, thanks.

8. Fast or Slow:
I am reminded of a song:

To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)
There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)
And a time for every purpose, under Heaven

9. Rough or Gentle:
As above.

10. Bite or Suck:.
Suck. I am precious with my teeth. Also, I may have mentioned sucking earlier.

11. Role play or Reality:
Wait, there’s a reality? Oh yes…I remember now.

12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To:

13. Edible panties or No Panties:
Ew, neither.

14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed:
Anything that comes to hand really.

15. Landing Strip or Kojak:

16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck:
Oh honey, I ain’t that fussy.

17. Moaning or Screaming:
Er, that I do or that I prefer in others? Screaming is something that should only be done in pain. Oh dear. That came out all wrong.

18. Older Men or Young Men:
It is a dilemma indeed. Dale has made me seriously reconsider my attitude to older men – or at least one (my behaviour has been shameful, will you forgive me?). And, you know, boys are terribly appealing too. Each has, I suppose its own benefits.

19. Threeway or No Way:
I think I’m going no way. I have some reservations, you see?

20. Swing or No Swinging:
That depends – would you like me to stab you now or later?

I’ll tag but I doubt they’ll bother – after a great deal of consideration [all three seconds of it] I’m going with Dan and Ross (this is a hint Ross - about posting not about any kinky business with you or your cousin).


Dale Slamma said...

I don't think you blog sucks right now.

Dale Slamma said...

I meant to type 'your' not 'you' but there is jam on my finger and it stuck to the key.

nailpolishblues said...

Um, thanks Dale.

Bad jam..?

Dan said...

Well, shit.

Dan said...

I can't believe I actually did it.

Ross said...

RE: "kinky business with you or your cousin".

Sick Dude.

nailpolishblues said...

Yay Dan!

Ross, oh dear, are you going to embark on some kind a story about how you used to bathe together or something. Wrong. Very wrong.