Self pity the old fashioned way.

10.28
Oh just say something. It's all so very silly. I am silly, I know it.

11.30
I'm so tense I could burst.

11.53
Now sticking pins in myself.

Burst already.

12.25
This wine is really too good to use as a tranquilizer. Still, I do not feel like vodka and there is no Chaka Khan. I am relying on clichés now. Always.

I hate myself tonight.