Missionaries just came to my door. Missionaries just came to my door. Missionaries just came to my door.
I said, ‘No, thank you. I’m not interested.’ And I closed the door.
You should have said to them, "So, you're missionaries, eh? Well, why aren't you in the position? Bloody fine lot of missionaries you are!"
They were two very pretty very young foreign women. I think the shock might have killed them...had they understood me, of course.I did have a terrible 'oh dear colonialism, you will reap what you have sown' moment.
I'm usually polite as I shut the door but last week I was ambushed in the street by the WatchTower Wankers.
Did you hurt them good?
Sorely tempted but there were witnesses.
Witnesses are the reason automatic weapons were invented.
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You should have said to them, "So, you're missionaries, eh? Well, why aren't you in the position? Bloody fine lot of missionaries you are!"
They were two very pretty very young foreign women. I think the shock might have killed them...had they understood me, of course.
I did have a terrible 'oh dear colonialism, you will reap what you have sown' moment.
I'm usually polite as I shut the door but last week I was ambushed in the street by the WatchTower Wankers.
Did you hurt them good?
Sorely tempted but there were witnesses.
Witnesses are the reason automatic weapons were invented.
Post a Comment