Monday, April 14, 2008

Brain function: about 25% really, thanks for asking

I go straight from making inane comments on blog posts where I clearly don’t understand half the words or get the joke at all and therefore deserve to be patronised to spraying Exit Mould on an item of clothing in the mistaken belief that it was stain remover. Yes, Exit Mould.

10 comments:

TimT said...

Not my blog, surely? Half of the words were simple enough, and the other were made up.

I just googled 'Whangdoodle', like the pedant that I am.

nailpolishblues said...

I sprayed Exit Mould on clothes. The blog is unimportant - which is not to say that your blog is unimportant merely that it doesn't matter where or when I've made an ass of myself.

Whangdoodles are important - they eat many Oompa-Loompas in a single sitting hence the rescuing/working in a chocolate factory. Yes, my middle name is Wikipedia.

Al Cad said...

I don’t know – lauding your 25% brain activity over us when you know full well that our neural activity is languishing at 5%.  Bitch!

nailpolishblues said...

I do apologise, what I meant was 25% of normal brain function. That is to say 25% of the 5%. I would do the maths for you but, you know, 25% of 5% *ouch*

Al Cad said...

I’m not sure that your neighbours will be too thrilled when they discover you have an MRI machine at your place – will play havoc with their reception!

nailpolishblues said...

I'm not massively into technology so I've gone for the observational approach rather than the giant magnetised machine approach. Call me old fashioned if you will.

Martin Kingsley said...

1.25%.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Good Dog! Exit Mould. It's the saliva of the devil.

Mish said...

I thought the ads for Exit Mould imply that it kills everything. Surely stains are a part of the formula?

nailpolishblues said...

Mish, as is the fabric...

Alexis, I have never before seen mould and the devil so linked. You might just have a point though.

Martin, too clever, sweetie.