Another thing wrong with my job is that I spend far to much time talking to men who are either just about to masturbate or are planning when they're next going to masturbate. Or their attempts to get laid sans prophylactic.
I mean, I don't just talk to men and assume that they're thinking about these things, they phone me up and discuss such things with me. Especially on Saturdays.
I'm really starting to hate working Saturdays.