It is a mistake, even when extremely bored, to watch things such as Big Brother Uncut.
“I have to get out of the spa, my vagina’s hurting.”
Dammit, why did I never think of using that as an excuse?
To boss: Can’t come into work, my vagina hurts.
To lecturer: Essay will be late, vag probs…
Think, oh just think, of the world of possible excuses this offers one.
I am inarticulate in my amusement.