It is a mistake, even when extremely bored, to watch things such as Big Brother Uncut.
“I have to get out of the spa, my vagina’s hurting.”
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Dammit, why did I never think of using that as an excuse?
To boss: Can’t come into work, my vagina hurts.
To lecturer: Essay will be late, vag probs…
Think, oh just think, of the world of possible excuses this offers one.
I am inarticulate in my amusement.
34 comments:
"Yeah, I'd love to go watch the footy, then play pool and sink some tinnies down at the pub mate, but I can't... my vagina hurts."
I'm glad I'm not the only one who plays with blogger all day.
I find flirting on the phone with any sexy voice that comes along is great. Thank fuck I never have to see their faces...
You're both receptionists?
Cool. I'll pay you both $3.70 if the next time someone rings for a female collegue you say
"Can you hold for a moment, she said her vagina is hurting."
"Thanks for holding, she's good to go now."
$3.70 will be all yours. I'm good for it.
hmmmmmmmm I actually mention vaginas a lot in my job. I think I'll leave the $3.70 well alone.
You are such a whore for a good voice, Nails, even if they DO get your name wrong.
I only have ears for one doctor. LMFAO - and Jim from Provincial.
You'd think Nails would really stick in their heads, wouldn't you?
Am dying to know witchdoctor now...
Simply can't get enough of that Jim *swoon*
Anyone for a game of doctors and phone girls? I can say benzodiazapines in the sexiest voice ever lmao.
You also get results at lightning speed.
And it's Dr Nakhle.
'Get those criticals? I'm sorry, but my vagina is broken.'
Adam: I'll do it for free. And I'll make sure SOMEONE knows that Nails' vagina is hurting come this Saturday night.
Burbonbird, you're on!
I'll play doctors and phone girls with y'all. I can't say "benzodiazapines" at all sexy but I can totally knock out some "we need to see those records", "come to my office", etc.
oh sodding hell, will that be on an internal or an external call? You could always do it to Blair - that'd be fucking funny [I once read a post of yours re him and vags - oh how I laughed...then there was the infamous vet commentary 'I think it helps if you relax...']
N actually scares me - not a favourite!
What results were we talking about? ;)
oooooh 'come into my office'...I've gone all carry on!
rofl. Does that mean I can skip work every time I wake up and find some inflammation in the downstairs region? Because I'm totally sorted in that case...
Yep Mark, every single time!
One for Bourbs - who am I quoting?
'oh it's a Lady doctor'
work should not be so funny.
Who the hell said that? Was it me? That's something I'd say.
DAMN FUCKING ANDROGYNY. FUCKERS.
Saturday, July 16: Nails' vagina will be hurting, and I will play Town Crier.
I just need a bell.
It will most likely be internal, but I might go a Duty Manager or in-house Pathologist. Mayhaps Dr Snow, the Vet Head of Pathology.
*androgeny.
Potato tomato.
nah, can't see you going quite so much peroxide.
oh dear, Saturday does loom. the fear oh the fear! :P
What the hell?!?
That commenter just posted the exact same thing in the comments section of:
http://moralturpitude.blogspot.com/
What the heck is going on?
I can see the link between Harry Potter and vaginas, the Pope perceives both as inherently evil. And has probably never laid hands [or eyes] on neither...
Alternately, maybe it's La Bona and vags that have something in common. Oh I am mighty amused.
oh Adam...
did you check La Boner's profile?
What the fuck?
Fucking freak can piss off [need I add, and die?].
Nails, you have a way with words!
Yeah, that was some irrelevant messed up crap right there.
..or even 'never laid hands on either' or 'has laid hands on neither' - it didn't make much sense with so many negatives competing for space. Must stop pausing in my posting. Ruins sense.
Vaginas are weird.
Weird? How so? I find them very ordinary, actually... Common even...
Seek and ye shall find...or sit on your arse and they shall find you.
Here's the bit where I quote a co-worker:
'What are we, a fucking dumb cunts hotline?'
Oh how I laughed.
It's being one of those days.
Got something stupid to say? Call me, call me now. Oh, oops, to late, you already have.
Okay okay, she did it. To poor Daniel who come off from the encounter red as red can be - or so he tells me ['can you see me blushing?'] and who said, by way of a farewell, 'Bye mate, hope you feel better...'
Daniel, you'll never know how fucking cool you are.
? We need a full report...
Ask BourbonBird, she's the perpetrator. Was funny though. Why do boys blush at the mere mention of vagina?
Not all boys.
Some of us are surrounded by chicks and their oft-mentioned unmentionables.
lol, good for you.
Nails, I'm going to need some background about the drinking bit...
I used to get off work all the time because I had a sore cock.
As soon as you reference it the boss just says "OK, OK, just come in when it's better..."
I feel like the luckiest girl in the world - people are sharing their genitalia with my blog.
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