Monday, February 19, 2007

Calling all somethings

Is there any one out there so bored that they’d like to come and sort out my life? I don’t mean advice. I mean coming in here cleaning it up, throwing out the baggage, sweeping everything down and then, when everything’s sorted, telling me exactly what I have, what I can do with it, and what I should do next. Oh, and if you, at any time, throw in the word, or any synonyms of, ‘potential’ I will stab you with a large cook’s knife.


Enny said...

The list didn't work?

I'm big on PHYSICALLY chucking crap out, but I don't know that I'd be the best at advising on how else to sort it all out (not that I don't love giving advice, more that it might not be the best!).

glen said...

yeah, get an enema npb


and come to beers without borders on the 1st march!!

nailpolishblues said...

Emena? Well, I was thinking of developing IBS so that something in my life would be terribly fashionable and all...or is that a bit last season?

Did I see beer? What's this beers without borders that you write of?

Mark said...

Since you're already obviously after me with a knife, I'll say it - you have potential! You are a unique and wonderful snowflake! Rejoice!

Why are you not rejoicing?

I have a friend who is going back to study and she seems pretty stoked about it, so I'm sure it's a good idea. You could study computers and become a Python hacker. I would *so* do that.

Ross said...

Shave your head like Britney Spears.

The tabloids will love it and you'll have a hit single within the next three weeks, I promise.