Monday, February 19, 2007

Calling all somethings

Is there any one out there so bored that they’d like to come and sort out my life? I don’t mean advice. I mean coming in here cleaning it up, throwing out the baggage, sweeping everything down and then, when everything’s sorted, telling me exactly what I have, what I can do with it, and what I should do next. Oh, and if you, at any time, throw in the word, or any synonyms of, ‘potential’ I will stab you with a large cook’s knife.

5 comments:

Enny said...

The list didn't work?

I'm big on PHYSICALLY chucking crap out, but I don't know that I'd be the best at advising on how else to sort it all out (not that I don't love giving advice, more that it might not be the best!).

glen said...

yeah, get an enema npb

;)

and come to beers without borders on the 1st march!!

nailpolishblues said...

Emena? Well, I was thinking of developing IBS so that something in my life would be terribly fashionable and all...or is that a bit last season?

Did I see beer? What's this beers without borders that you write of?

Mark said...

Since you're already obviously after me with a knife, I'll say it - you have potential! You are a unique and wonderful snowflake! Rejoice!

Why are you not rejoicing?

I have a friend who is going back to study and she seems pretty stoked about it, so I'm sure it's a good idea. You could study computers and become a Python hacker. I would *so* do that.

Ross said...

Shave your head like Britney Spears.

The tabloids will love it and you'll have a hit single within the next three weeks, I promise.