Is there any one out there so bored that they’d like to come and sort out my life? I don’t mean advice. I mean coming in here cleaning it up, throwing out the baggage, sweeping everything down and then, when everything’s sorted, telling me exactly what I have, what I can do with it, and what I should do next. Oh, and if you,
at any time, throw in the word, or any synonyms of, ‘potential’ I will stab you with a large cook’s knife.
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I'm big on PHYSICALLY chucking crap out, but I don't know that I'd be the best at advising on how else to sort it all out (not that I don't love giving advice, more that it might not be the best!).
yeah, get an enema npb
;)
and come to beers without borders on the 1st march!!
Emena? Well, I was thinking of developing IBS so that something in my life would be terribly fashionable and all...or is that a bit last season?
Did I see beer? What's this beers without borders that you write of?
Since you're already obviously after me with a knife, I'll say it - you have potential! You are a unique and wonderful snowflake! Rejoice!
Why are you not rejoicing?
I have a friend who is going back to study and she seems pretty stoked about it, so I'm sure it's a good idea. You could study computers and become a Python hacker. I would *so* do that.
Shave your head like Britney Spears.
The tabloids will love it and you'll have a hit single within the next three weeks, I promise.
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