You know, you should publish 'A Little Book of Nails' full of motivational sayings like this.
So you need to get a hobby, glasses/contacts, and/or a shirt?I guess life could be worse. ;)
For many men, you are womanhood perfected.
Do you find them motivating, Tim?Winter, I already have glasses/contacts but I also get eye strain from work so I squint anyway :(Caz, feel free to find some that think that way and send them over.
Why? That sounds like a perfectly pleasant way to spend some time.
Pleasant but not productive. I long to be productive.
Why not write an opera?
Oh, because no opera of mine could best that of Tim's. I hate to be beaten.
Technically, I just wrote the libretto. It needs a composer to be turned into an opera. I don't buy motivational books, but I would go to this post if it were ever turned into an opera.
At least you're not squinting at your boobs.(I'm a woman and still consider that a pretty perfect way to spend a day.)
Ah ha! A librettist.
Damn, I need new glasses. I read that as squirting then boobs and had to rush back to the beginning to see what I'd missed. I really should learn to read slowly.*runs off to wash images out of mind*
We shall assume that your knowledge on all things musical is greater than mine, Tim. Also, this post has regular showings - but they're private :pAnon, without my corrective lenswear I do have to squint at my boobs if I want to see them. Life is tough for the myopic.JahTeh, ew.
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