Wednesday, October 03, 2007

I've really got to do something more productive than wandering around the house squinting at things and occasionally playing with my boobs.

13 comments:

TimT said...

You know, you should publish 'A Little Book of Nails' full of motivational sayings like this.

Winter said...

So you need to get a hobby, glasses/contacts, and/or a shirt?

I guess life could be worse. ;)

Caz said...

For many men, you are womanhood perfected.

nailpolishblues said...

Do you find them motivating, Tim?

Winter, I already have glasses/contacts but I also get eye strain from work so I squint anyway :(

Caz, feel free to find some that think that way and send them over.

Dale Slamma said...

Why? That sounds like a perfectly pleasant way to spend some time.

nailpolishblues said...

Pleasant but not productive. I long to be productive.

Dale Slamma said...

Why not write an opera?

nailpolishblues said...

Oh, because no opera of mine could best that of Tim's. I hate to be beaten.

TimT said...

Technically, I just wrote the libretto. It needs a composer to be turned into an opera.

I don't buy motivational books, but I would go to this post if it were ever turned into an opera.

Anonymous said...

At least you're not squinting at your boobs.

(I'm a woman and still consider that a pretty perfect way to spend a day.)

Dale Slamma said...

Ah ha! A librettist.

JahTeh said...

Damn, I need new glasses. I read that as squirting then boobs and had to rush back to the beginning to see what I'd missed. I really should learn to read slowly.

*runs off to wash images out of mind*

nailpolishblues said...

We shall assume that your knowledge on all things musical is greater than mine, Tim. Also, this post has regular showings - but they're private :p

Anon, without my corrective lenswear I do have to squint at my boobs if I want to see them. Life is tough for the myopic.

JahTeh, ew.