I wonder if it would be unprofessional to pluck my eyebrows (just a little) at work tomorrow? I shall travel with tweezers just in case I decide that it is, in fact, no more or less unprofessional than anything else that people do in that place.
Also, three dear readers, if I asked very nicely would youse do something for me? I haven't quite decided what yet and may not bother if you are all boring and unresponsive. It won't be arduous. Well, it's unlikely to be anything that you can't do whilst sitting on your (oh so lovely) arses in front of a computer, isn't it? Eh? Oh.