This meatlessness thing is not so much fun. I have to concentrate way too much on food and it's frankly annoying. Still, I am resolved that next month I shall give up chocolate because it's an evil addiction andI want out. I once knew a guy who gave up chocolate. I mean, sure, he wasn't a drinker and he was a weird sporto and stuff [ie he had that thing, that self thing, no, not self abuse, self discipline] but apparently it is possible to give up chocolate. I do issue a warning though - through a gob full of sweet, sweet chocolate - I would avoid me like the plague if, at any stage next month [and, uh, duh] I display any PMS type symptoms. So, those not in Sydney, keep an eye on any odd murders that happen in Sydney. Those in Sydney, I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me but fuck you for getting in my way, die now! etc.
*Mebbe just the one then?